I was all excited to get a "cheep" massage yesterday. We went to the School of Massage and Cosmetology. For $30 an hour one could get a massage from a student "massager". After hearing a few not so good stories about places like this, I really wondered "com'on now, how bad could it be"? In short, Bad. In long, really not very good at all.
I laid under the sheet and got a firm "petting". Back, arms, hands, calves, and feet. Then she told me I was done. WHAT? It hasn't even been an hour and what about my L-E-G-S? Instead of a relaxed just out of bed look one usually has when leaving a massage, I had a perma- frown. I just spent $30 for 50min of petting?? (not good for the hoarder)
Then, came a gift from the frugal gods. A coupon for 30% off. Yeah! $21 for a firm petting is acceptable.