Once upon a time, there was a girl.
Who had a bike.
It was the girl's 30th birthday and she wanted to take her bike somewhere new, somewhere special, somewhere she had always wanted to go on her bike.Up and up into the hills she went. The road twisted and turned.
She hoped to find gold in the mine tailing's, but instead, she found a reindeer and saved it from "middle of the road death".
After the bike ride, the girl was lucky enough to meet her Mom for lunch. Gluten Free pizza and espresso finished the day.
It's not so bad to be 30, thought the girl.