First Class Conversation

Scene 1

Girl walks into United First Class seating area.

Captain- says smart ass remark to girl about those seats costing an extra $10.

Girl- replies to Captain with another smart ass remark while walking to seat.

Captain- Follows girl and tells her she must come look in the cockpit. Have you ever see a cockpit?

Girl- No, just from the aisle.

Captain- Oh well follow me.

Captain and girl enter flight cockpit. Captain tells girl to sit down in his chair.

Girl- WOW there are a lot of buttons in here. How many of these buttons do you actually use?

Captain- Don't push that red button.

Girl- What does that red button do?

Captain- Now tell me...you are an athlete in top condition...yes?

Girl- Slight surprise -Yes, I am an athlete. I'm a cyclist. And I am trying to be in top condition. How could you tell?

Captain- Your lips.

Girl- My lips?

Captain- Yes, they are purple. You can tell an athlete in top condition by their lips. Purple lips means good blood flow and strong heart.

Girl- oh!

Captain- Am I not right?

Girl- Um, I guess that's the case. I never noticed my lips were purple.

Captain- Yes they are.

Captain gives girl a United pin to put on her shirt, asks if she knows Lance Armstrong, and then let's her go back to her seat.